http://www.fishonfilm.com/ Fish on Film en Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:12:00 GMT Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:12:00 GMT info@fishonfilm.com info@fishonfilm.com http://www.fishonfilm.com/three-is-the-magic-number/ I am really sorry, dear readers, that I have been absent for so long. I didn't even realise I had been away until I received the dreaded email from Orble... http://www.fishonfilm.com/three-is-the-magic-number/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/three-is-the-magic-number/ Fri, 05 Mar 2010 23:12:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/you-lose-good-day-sir/ Happy New Year to you, my dear readers. As promised, here is my first 'Music-by-Danny-Elfman'-film review of 2010. And I am sad to report that it was completely and utterly... http://www.fishonfilm.com/you-lose-good-day-sir/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/you-lose-good-day-sir/ Sat, 09 Jan 2010 19:34:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/do-androids-dream-of-electric-sheep/ Not long ago, I finished reading the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick and it was a bloody awesome read! But this is not a... http://www.fishonfilm.com/do-androids-dream-of-electric-sheep/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/do-androids-dream-of-electric-sheep/ Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:47:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/new-years-resolution/ It's a bitterly cold and snowy Sunday here, in my neck of the woods. So I figured, the best thing to do is crank up the heating and spend the... http://www.fishonfilm.com/new-years-resolution/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/new-years-resolution/ Sun, 20 Dec 2009 21:25:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/a-letter-to-roland/1/ Dear Mr. Emmerich, may I call you Roland, please? I have just returned from the cinema where I saw your latest epic '2012'. Let me congratulate you on a fantastic... http://www.fishonfilm.com/a-letter-to-roland/1/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/a-letter-to-roland/1/ Wed, 25 Nov 2009 17:48:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/youve-got-mail/ Dear readers, I would like to apologise for my absence in the blogging world for the past few weeks. It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes it's toll. The past... http://www.fishonfilm.com/youve-got-mail/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/youve-got-mail/ Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:45:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/mind-your-own-beeswax/ According to an article on BBC.co.uk, 48-year old Colin Firth is criticising actors and actresses who are having plastic surgery. Whilst I am no fan of plastic surgery myself, me... http://www.fishonfilm.com/mind-your-own-beeswax/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/mind-your-own-beeswax/ Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:47:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/remember-there-is-no-spoon/ Matrix Revolutions is a bit of a rubbish movie, wouldn't you say, dear readers? It's the Wachowsky brothers remembering the ten-year old boys inside them wanting nothing more than blow... http://www.fishonfilm.com/remember-there-is-no-spoon/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/remember-there-is-no-spoon/ Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:59:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/rockn-roll/ Today, dear readers, I bring you a fail-safe recipe for getting a positive film review out of me. Here goes: take the simplest of plots, so I can understand it... http://www.fishonfilm.com/rockn-roll/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/rockn-roll/ Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:08:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/live-long-and-prosper/ Today, dear readers, I am writing to you from aboard a plane. Where I have just had the pleasure of viewing 'Star Trek'. I was a little thrown at the... http://www.fishonfilm.com/live-long-and-prosper/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/live-long-and-prosper/ Thu, 06 Aug 2009 07:54:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/merlins-beard/ I finally got to see the long-awaited Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince today. Was it my favourite Potter movie? No. That accolade still belongs to Harry Potter and... http://www.fishonfilm.com/merlins-beard/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/merlins-beard/ Sat, 18 Jul 2009 12:22:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/it-started-with-a-chair/ We all know the same old, predictable Hollywood plots. The 'boy meets girl, some shit happens, they get together in the end'. The 'wrongly accused dude or dudette fights to... http://www.fishonfilm.com/it-started-with-a-chair/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/it-started-with-a-chair/ Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:46:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/what-if/ Yes, I admit, initially I was confused. First we're telling Forest to run, then we're telling Lola to run. Is there a bloody fire anywhere, because if there is, I'd... http://www.fishonfilm.com/what-if/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/what-if/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:00:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/already-forgotten/ Hmm...now there's two hours of my life I will never get back! 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'. Rarely have I seen such a flat, misguided and unfunny string of random crap. And... http://www.fishonfilm.com/already-forgotten/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/already-forgotten/ Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:49:00 GMT http://www.fishonfilm.com/every-breath-i-take-ill-be-missing-you/ No dream is too big I don't know if it is pertinent for me to write about a film I actually liked. It's not something I usually do, as you... http://www.fishonfilm.com/every-breath-i-take-ill-be-missing-you/#comments http://www.fishonfilm.com/every-breath-i-take-ill-be-missing-you/ Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:01:00 GMT