Sim1Chainsaw writing
July 20th 2007 03:14
Get me that Spam
People whinge about spam but just imagine if you didn’t get any. Like, you were so boring spammers won’t even email you. How lonely would that feel.
Don’t get me wrong, I hate spam. But what I hate most is spam that’s badly written. Like a bad movie with a rank script it makes me want to get even.
I got this the other day;
Hello Dear,
My names are Dr. David Smith; I am a Staff of a Bank Here
in United Kingdom. I have been in the bank for over two decades now.
Quite recently I discovered a dormant account belonging to one Mr.
Ingeborg Joseph. The amount is worth 18,000,000.00 Pounds. I am seeking
for a foreign partner who will receive this money into his account and
also partner with me in investing the fund in a real estate and
commercial properties.
If you are interested in collaborating with me
in this transaction your introduction is important to me.
The transaction will be hitch free
and I will make sure every process will be done legally without any
breach of the law. For your compensation, you shall have 10% of the fund
while the remaining amount will be invested in any commercial
properties business you will suggest.
Please do let me know if you are
interested.
Regards,
Dr. David Smith
I was horrified. It’s like walking into a library and hacking into the biggest dictionary you can find with a revved-up chainsaw.
So I responded;
Hey idiot, how’d you get a job in a bank let along keep it for 20 years…
I didn’t get a reply. How lonely do I feel.
Until next time and happy film-making.
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