AFC Blacklist
November 10th 2006 17:05
Legend has it the Australian Film Commission has a blacklist. When Duke and I found out, we immediately swung into action.
By nature I guess we’re both competitive film-makers so it made sense to aim high. Duke, number one and me, number two. I mean I’m the producer. Producers don’t get Oscars. They do all the work and what gold statue do they get? Nada.
But number two on an AFC blacklist more than makes up for that.
We would, once we confirmed it, get T-shirts printed.
Duke would have;
“I’m number one on the list.”
And I’d have;
“I’m number two on the list.”
Now that’s cool.
And that my friends, is the recognition I deserve.
But enough about me.
The masked wrestler for the Christmas Special fell through. But we do have a beautiful tattooed Goth chick who is 100% onsong. She looks great.
More than great.
We’re filming a Sunday soon.
And the theme is sexy. A sexy Christmas. I’m making a concerted effort to move from smutty. I know it’s hard to go against science but there must be a way. A way to move from Mr Chimpy to Mr Sophisticated – erotic without being gratuitous.
Wait a minute… I’m sounding like a cry-baby.
What was I thinking…?
Until next time and happy film-making.
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Comment by kryzb
Hasn't David Stratton been number 1 on that list since the sixties?
kryz
Comment by zombini
is that jed guy gonna be on the special?
he's awesome!